Adidas Deodorant

I have always had problems in the past with Adidas deodorant, I have found that it doesn't work very well. I have voiced my concerns to them in the past.

But very recently, I noticed a new addition to the Adidas (or as they clearly explained to me, adidias, with a lower case A), Adrenaline for women. This seemed very off to me, so I penned them a letter. Here it is:

Dear Mr. Hainer,

I was recently at the drug store to purchase a new stick of deodorant (I ran out of my last one) when I saw the latest addition to the “adidas Adrenaline” line, and quite frankly, I was appalled, disgusted, and confused.

You must know what I am talking about, but if you do not, I am speaking about the “Adrenaline for Women” perfume. Pardon my French, but what the devil were you thinking when you made this product. Everybody knows that adrenaline is a hormone associated with men, but you find the need to defy nature and human preference, and make a “Adrenaline for Women” product. I polled all of my friends and they all said that no woman would want to buy that. I think that it’s a good name for a men’s cologne product, but for women, come on!
By now, you’re probably recognizing the terrible, fatal mistake that you made, and are recalling that you forgot the research and development phase of the product. But its okay, I have a substitute product, “Estrogen for Women.”

Think about it, it is a genius idea. Estrogen is the woman hormone, so women would naturally buy the product, without any regard to what it even smelled like. I would buy any “testosterone” product. I once again polled all of my friends who unanimously agreed to all women would buy this product. You can even keep the same fragrance as “Adrenaline for Women,” just change the label. There you go, I already took care of research and development for you.

Please transfer this letter to the appropriate department, and I insist on no form letter, but a real response. In exchange for my idea, I also request that you simply fill out the enclosed response form, and return it to me in the enclosed self-addressed-stamped-envelope.
Thank you for your time, and please remember to let me know when this will hit the shelves.

Cheers,

Nancy Stewart